Whereas any real, self-respecting dad is only derpy, like, 50% of the time.
"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
|—||Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)|