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fowllanguagecomics:

Whereas any real, self-respecting dad is only derpy, like, 50% of the time.

fowllanguagecomics:

Whereas any real, self-respecting dad is only derpy, like, 50% of the time.


"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2


captainstormwind:

The truth is out there.



Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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