I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.
Wrong hole. [trigger9090]
Today is going really great.
I see what they did there… [x]
Before the internet. [xkcd]
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
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