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At what age did you lose your virginity?
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rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 


Wrong hole. [trigger9090]

Wrong hole. [trigger9090]


andrewfutral:

Today is going really great.

andrewfutral:

Today is going really great.


I see what they did there… [x]

I see what they did there… [x]


Before the internet. [xkcd]

Before the internet. [xkcd]


giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

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