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dachshund-parade:

Two sub-woofers

dachshund-parade:

Two sub-woofers



[mrlovenstein]


urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head.

urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head.


[nedroidcomics]

When you sense someone might be about to mug you, mug them first: Don’t be afraid to take action. If someone seems like they might be following you, pull a gun on that person and steal their valuables. This will send a clear message to the potential mugger and decrease your chances of getting mugged.